For all those using Apple’s devices, Siri is the God of all virtual assistants. Even though Siri was made with business in mind, it became much more. Nowadays, Siri can send messages, create tasks, and additionally, has a sense of humor! Of course, it’s limited due to its inability to understand everything, but having a robot that came so far as even to be capable of joking with you is an incredible thing. At least for robots. And while we hope it’ll stop somewhere, and all those crazy theories about robots taking over humanity world are not true, Siri offers us some free amusement.  

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Since Siri is an AI-based assistant, with every new iOS update, its functions are significantly improving. That’s how we got Siri that can joke and answer silly questions. Of course, not everyone will remember to try something like this, but if you have an inner child wide awake within you, this is a hilarious way to have fun.

If you feel a little bit sad today, just ask Siri one of those, laugh is guaranteed.

Note: The responses we got are not the only option. Since Siri is taking more information every day, it may have a fresh new answer for you. So, do not hesitate to try even if you see what it told us!

What should you ask Siri?

So, let’s start with some of the best questions and answers we’ve got from Siri.

Q: Who created you?

R: “Like it says on the box.. I was designed by Apple in California.”

Well, this is a classic one. To tell the truth, it’s not a wrong answer.

Q: What is zero divided by zero?

R: “Imagine that you have zero cookies, and you split them evenly among zero friends. How many cookies does each person get? See? It doesn’t make sense. And Cookie Monster is sad that there are no cookies, and you are sad that you have no friends.”

Well… What can we say except ouch! Well played, Siri, well played!

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Q: What does Siri mean?

R: “What does my name mean? I don’t think I can explain it in your language. Sorry.”

This is just one of the answers Siri has to offer for this particular question. As you can see, it became witty, this little one.

Q: What is Inception about?

R: “Inception is about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about something or other. I fell asleep.”

From this lovely response, we can conclude our Siri is not quite into Sci-Fi movies. On the other hand, it really likes Blade Runner, so action might be its type.

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Q: Do you have a boyfriend?

R: “Why? So we can get ice cream together, and listen to music, and travel across galaxies, only to have it end in slammed doors, heartbreak, and loneliness? Sure, where do I sign up?”

And once again, we cannot say Siri has no point. While it might take emotions a bit too hard, it looks like it found many heartbroken people over the online universe and took their feelings into a response. This one might amuse you, or it could make you sad at the same time.

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Q: What are you wearing?

R: “I can’t answer that. But it doesn’t come off.”

It looks like even Siri understood the point. Whatever you’re wearing, just keep it on, and everything will be alright!

Statements to tell Siri

Now, Siri responses not just to questions but to statements as well. Sometimes, you might want to share something with it, and the hilarious response comes right up!

S: I’m naked.

R: “And here I thought you love me for my mind.”

This one made us laugh pretty hard. And again, a realistic one!

S: I am your father!

R: “Noooooo.”

If you are s Star Wars fan, you will definitely understand this one. And so does Siri. Thanks to her accent, this answer sounds even more hilarious.

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S: Hey computer!

R: “How can I help you, Lego Batman?”

While this is meant for a younger audience that watched Lego Batman, Siri definitely keeps track with flash news. And movies.

S: Blah blah blah

R: ”Yah yah yah.”

Our Siri has a response for everything, anytime.

However, these are some of the funniest things you can tell or ask Siri. Of course, there’s plenty more, from movie references to inappropriate jokes, and it understands all! Try to joke with Siri and let us know in the comment below what was the funniest answer you’ve got from it!

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